Joanna I am intrigued who your peri husband is

Well the application form has gone off so September might see me working in south yorkshire - have to get passport renewed and visa in order - do they let people what grew up in 'ull, went to college in Ripon and work in 'uddersfield into the war zone or are we counted as spies if caught

Names:............. you have to watch carefully to see me sign this on mudcat
Rank - I'm not that smelly
Serial No. up to husband number .... er how many?