young joe turneycock, he got an awful shock ,when into love he fell. But he was loved as well How matilda loved his courtin joe put out his chest,went to find, a nest aplace to call his own, And soon Matilda got a letter from , the farmers boy that said
'Dear matilda, how I loves you, and I've found a happy home With a cow shed , and a pigsty, with cows and pigs and that reminds me hows your father, hows your mother? I hope they're well you know I send no kisses I've been eating onions I remain yours forever Joe'