Another Jasper Carrott one...(any tune)...

Soap, Soap, Soap, Soap,
Soap, Soap, Soap, Soap, ....


just a few bars....

(It doesn't work so well with "chocolate")


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If I were the Holy Ghost
And you were a lady,
You could marry your carpenter,
But it would be my baby.


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More Buddy Holly


I've got crabs,
You've got scabies,
The cat's got fleas and the dog's got rabies,
Oh boy.


Splott Man (I've got me signature back)