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Thread #68124   Message #1144249
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
23-Mar-04 - 05:45 PM
Thread Name: An Open Letter to Rick Fielding
Subject: RE: An Open Letter to Rick Fielding
Rick, Rick, Rick...

How couldja do it, man? No, I don't mean dyin'. Hell, everybody's gonna do that someday. I mean how couldja do it before Spaw? Look at what's happened! He's gone and started this thread that may well be the start of a trend. Like, every time somebody cashes in their chips Spaw's gonna wanna write an "Open Letter" to 'em. Aw, Jesus! Can you imagine how embarassing it's gonna be?

Of course, most of us don't make a big enough blip on Spaw's radar to merit such a grand insult, but some of us definitely do and, who knows? There's always the possibility that Spaw could start an "Open Letter to (insert name of some yo-yo who had been around a week)" just for the hell of it. Ya never can tell. I'd sure as hell hate to see it happen to me!

But, as with most things, there is a good side. The possibility that Spaw will heap postmortem isults upon us should make us all more determined to live longer than he does. And, since nobody but Gargoyle wants to see the Asshole from Ohio go away any time soon that means the rest of us should be hangin' around for a really long time.