Once upon a time there was an engineer Choo choo charlie was his name we hear He had an engine and he shure had fun He used Good-n-plenty candy to make his train run. Charlie says--Love my Good-n-plenty Charlie says--Really rings the bell (ding) Charlie says Love my Good-n-plenty Its that Good-n-plenty candy that he loves so well.

There's nothing like the face Of a kid eating a hershey bar There's nothing like it you'll ever see A face as happy as it can be There's nothing like the face of a kid When he's munchin on the greatest taste of all Hershey, the great american chocolate bar

MacDonalds is your kind of place...

My bologna has a first name its O-s-c-a-r My bologna has a second name its M-a-y-e-r I love to eat it every day And if you ask me why I'll say Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a

Pepsi Cola hits the spot 12 full ounces that's a lot Twice as much and a nickel too Pepsi cola is the thing for you. Nickel, Nickel, Nickel, Nickel, Nickel

Of course every one of these jingles spawns more parodies Christianity hits the spot Twelve apostles thats alot The holy ghost and the virgin too Absolution is the thing for you Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy

For advertising spoof fun, I refer all to the versions of Billboard Song in the DT.