It's all hypothetical, Baggysplash. As I recall, I won the eternal affections of milady Big Bird last year, fair and square, in spite of your dastardly dealings with the judges. As such, she is not now to be considered spoils of war. The fight is for R&WW's hand. If, as a lowly second, you find that displeasing, I suggest you find another cause.

So there.