The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #13725   Message #114550
Posted By: paddymac
15-Sep-99 - 08:09 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Tavern - Round 11
Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern - Round 11
Jeez, Kendall, welcome to the neighborhood joint. You shoulda been here last night. There was guy who looked a lot like (LALL) 'spaw askin' all the girls to guess how old he was. One sweet thing who LALL Alison smiled demurely and guessed 29. The guy who LALL 'spaw grinned from ear to ear and said "Nope, I'm 69"(random number generator at work). He then approached another sweet thing who LALL WW and asked the same question. She deftly pulled down his zipper and reached into his drawers. He got this strange look of a pleasurable surprise on his face, and after a bit the gal who LALL WW withdrew her hand and answered "69". He who LALL 'spaw was taken aback by her accuracy and asked "How'd you know that?". She who LALL WW coyly answered "I hear you tell she who LALL Alison". Poor ol' he who LOLL 'spaw was actually at a loss for words- first time in his life some say. Ah, well, just another nite in our home place.