During the bombing of Berlin [a mostly Lutheran area] the children were evacuated to calmer regions. A lot of them went to Bavaria [mostly Catholic] and were cared for at a nunnery. The nuns entertained the cute little heathen with a lot of pious stories all the day, but sometimes there was a change of subject.
So the children were asked: "Now what is this, it's small, brown and jumping from twig to twig?"
A small boy answered: "At home I would say it is a squirrel, but considering all the shop here it must be Dear Little Jesus again!"

Yeah, I know, not too funny, but cf. the post above:
From: Nigel Parsons - PM
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:22 AM