If the $5000 is in American money, I will first have to visit a bank, leave the motor running, and leave real fast. While many of these ne'er-do-wells have scoffed at and made light of my pitiable condition, the satisfactory resolution of which I can but pray for, I see that one person of an interesting sex has profferred a possible solution, albeit beyond my meagre resources at present. Regarding the "it never hurts to carry a big banana" (chuckle, chuckle) from my friend in Ontario--OK, so it's only 2 3/4", but some girls would probably like it that wide. Alas, I will likely never know. Death, where is thy sting?