Actually Jeri, it's sublet to Cleigh from a local woodchuck. Cleigh is a bit of the voyeur and he's occasionally gone from home here at odd times. I had Cletus tail him and he followed him to your place where Cleigh 'fessed up. Cletus really liked getting dressed up like Blake Madison and when he caught Cleigh he was so into the act that he snapped a few shots of you for himself. I was of course totally appalled and after a close, detailed, inspection of the pictures, I decided they were far too pornographic in nature for either Cleigh or Cletus, so I destroyed them.......only kept one copy of each for future reference purposes.

Your story Peter.......reminds me of an old southerner I saw on a PBS thing about kudzu. Having spent a goodly part of my life in Kudzuland I really enjoyed it. This ol' mountain boy said, "Thairz three thangs I hate in this life, Kudzu...City Folks...and Kudzu." Karen and I had an outdoor Georgia wedding and had to plan the ceremony to be fluid and short. Sadly, the dickhead who performed the service got a little carried away with himself and while reading poetry was consumed by kudzu. Really kinda' tragic to leave him there and head off for the reception but he should have known better.

Spaw