The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #68239 Message #1147145
Posted By: Bobert
26-Mar-04 - 07:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: Health Problem?
Subject: RE: BS: Health Problem?
Son't list4en to none of these danged doctor wanta-be's... Here's what you do. You gotta a dog? No? Well borrow one, dangit... A dog will lick anything nasty and it's saliva has curin' qualities so jus' let the dog lick it. Once he satrts he'll jus lick it fir hours on end and then, well, here's where the bad news comes in... You might die, but, hey, you might not! Gotta think positive thoughts...
An' if you do live, you gotta a new friend: Ol' Yeller...
Sniff...
I can't stand these *dog-licks-man-back-to-health-n-then-the-two-of-'um-is-like-buddies-fir-life* stories...