I wish you folks would stop mis understanding me. You know damn well what I'm saying. Of course there was a time when I only knew three chords, but damn it, I didn't stay in the dark ages.
Of course there are many songs that only need three chords, but Lorena isn't one of them.

I liken the person who writes doggerel about his kids to people who drag out yards of pictures of their grand children. BORING.