'Spaw, your possum does get out of hand sometimes, eh? Incidentally, could you tell him to knock off the wild parties? Last weekend I couldn't get any sleep because of the damned Waylon Jennings karaoke and the wild cackling of a flock of migrating chickens out for a good time.

And some magazine called "Possum Tails" just called me to set up a photo shoot - now it all makes sense.