There was a Geordie version in the 60s about Newcastle Brown Ale went something like this I've drunk all kinds of hops I've drunk all kinds of slops From Export to pale ale They landed me in jail Satan gets the sinners The old ones and the new'ns I know what you are thinking Does the devil brew McEwans Chorus Does your brown ale loose it's flavour in the bed pan overnight Do you wish you hadn't drunk it when you stagger home half tight Does your bladder feel exhausted when you're up and down all night Does your brown ale loose it's flavour in the bedpan overnight Cheers Bill