A handsome young trumpeter lay dying
And as on the bar floor he lay
To floozies who 'round him came sighing
These last parting words he did say:
"Please take out my liver and kidneys,
My corneas, heart, marrow and spleen;
My gonads, my skin, and intestines,
And assemble a person again."

My driver's licenses says "Take what you need when I'm done with it." I really feel that way -- heck, I donate my blood now!

I can't take it with me, so I can leave bits and pieces of my body to help others.

If you ain't a blood donor AND an organ donor, why aintcha?