Now I am confused! Is this Dave? Linda? Avril? Lirva? The little devil on my shoulder? Too much for a small brain without a drink yet...Aah, I think I guessed it...or have I? Help!

But I know one thing: When it comes to showing a boob I could compete with the best. It's just that I haven't chosen to do so yet, in case someone cries "unfair competition". Fair-minded, that's me (And bloody fat - Vanessa)