If you were an exotic dancer or other worker in the adult entertainment industry, you might want to assume another name. A friend has brought us the following formula. First name: Your first dog (or turtle or chicken or hamster). Last name: The street where you lived when you had him.

Thus: Dave Swan becomes Sam Euclid, a square jawed guy with a slide rule and a thong,

pj becomes Tina Montrose. Need I say more?

S.E. Bronson becomes Blitzen Mayberry, a name just right for rabbit fur camel shackles and a biker vest.

Anyone?

E.S.