I was googling for a story and found this thread -- and what I have to say is news, news, news.

Amos, your own Amos, has been photographed in a love nest with Osama Bin Ladin and Saddam Huessein! It's a menage a trios, with Osama repeatedly slapping Amos with his hanky after Amos revealed that Saddam had been carrying on with Hillary al fresco after midnight lesbian swim off the Clintons' home in The Hamptons! Osama simply couldn't understand why the Pope's face had appeared in the smoke from Saddam's cigar after Amos lit it and lovingly placed it in Saddam's lips. Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy, our sources say! Paris Hilton made a pass at Nicole Kidman while Johnny Depp was whispering sweet nothings in Amos' ear, and Saddam, tempermental as always, actually bit Mike Tyson on the ear at the same time!