There is a consensus -- Well, it's not really a consensus because there are only three or four people who believe it, but it's damned well a consensus among them -- that the Father of all BS Threads is last year's Happy Birthday to Spaw thread which grew to 404 posts and stayed on the page for over two months. No mean feat considering that a birthday generally only lasts 24 hours.

HEY! Isn't it about time for Carol the Sailor to fuck up and start this year's Spaw's Birthday Thread two months before the actual event???

Burce, Bcrue, Bcure, Bucre... Whatever!