Perhaps I was momentarily thinking of some else who I remember from my days at the Crypt of St Marys Folk Club in Woolwich.

Memory plays funny tricks at tea time.

Just had me plumbing seen to - new ball and cock - and I got given the 1st verse of the Plumbers song. Its set to the tune of Danny Boy.
Credit to Simon Barnet

it goes

Oh damn it boy, the pipes the pipes are leadking
from tank to tank and down the mouldering wall
My bedrooms wet, the whole house damp and freezing
Tissue, tissue, I've caught a cold an all

there are 3 more verses, anyone interested?

So its Sharps tonight then?

Whose on in July?