Avril, Darling,

I have already suggetsed to Mr Bryant that his venom is misplaced and that if he wishes to vent his spleen on anyone he should do so on me, as I have the wherewithal to withstand his monsterous invective.
If you should seek solace and comfort and wish to confront this monster with like minded people (I sing Leonard Cohen songs in folk clubs)may I invite you to the duel between myself, My Leige, MC Fat, Mr (and I use the term loosely) Bryant and some usurper who goes under the pseudonym Klingonman, which will be held in a suitable beer emporium in Whitby during the wonderful extravaganza oF British Folk Music in August. Accomodation can be provided, as I have a luxury caravan available for ALL eventualities

You may call me Raggy :-)