Perhaps I should spell my name properly - as many of you have guessed it's really:

                                                      April Bêtes


Although as a GUEST pointed out, the French would actually say:


                                                 Poisson d'Avril

Although we would usually say:

                                                   April Fool


I do exist on the Folk Scene though (in both sexes) - or rather various facets of me do - perhaps you don't come across my 40DD bust so often (well I had to keep you fellers interested somehow and give the girls something to bitch about).

Thank you to everyone from Eliza Carthy onwards who gave such excellent advice - if you wonder why you don't get spots or the club organiser looks worried when you walk in the door - then there's a wealth of useful information in this thread, please read it.

Must be off now - my pussie is making demands again !