The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #68435 Message #1152477
Posted By: Bobert
01-Apr-04 - 10:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: Garden Tour Hell...............
Subject: BS: Garden Tour Hell...............
Okay, fir any of you meanspirited Catters who have secretly been hopin' that my rather pompous butt would get his due... the due is coming soon...
Yup, tomorrow the P-Vine and me are flying down to Savannah, Ga. fir the annual garden tour. Oh, fun......
So let me give you a little glimpse of my next 3 days. Iz gonna have my butt led from one garden to the next with the P-Vine taking copius notes and me, ahhhh, just watching. Then at the nd of the day and back at the motel....
....THE QUIZ!
"Well, Bobert what did you think about the Lady Hayworth Pink verses the Tsztu Japonica Pink?"
"Well, P-Vine, ahhhhh, I thought they were both real nice..."
Then she screams "There's no such thing as a Tsztu Japonica Pink! If you loved me, you'd know that!" just before running off and locking herself in thre bathroom and pouting for the rest of the night in there....