AWWWW Bobert, you're just sufferin' from Male Attenionitis Clippitus, a peculiar affection of Western males who jes' can't pay enough ettention, even when they feel like they're turning inside out with the effort. It's just cuz we don't HAVE enough. But never mind using that excuse.

Take notes on the notes, buddy. And "if you loved ME you wouldn't ask me no damn trick questions, either!"

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