I saw this at another forum I go to...ten lessons you have learned through the course of your life....I'll share mine if you share yours...

1. When going up on stage...be damn sure you remember the material...otherwise your shade of red may not blend in well with the lights...

2. When staggering drunk through town try not to sing as loud as possible at 11 at night....

3. When going into a strip bar drunk....try not to give the girl the two quarters you got in your mostly empty pocket...

4. Never have your friends give you a tattoo with ink and a guitar string...especially when you have a half a bottle of whiskey in your gut.

5. Never go to cafes and restaraunts when you're frying on acid or if you do...please refrain from talking.

6. When you try to unlock the door of a car....please make sure it is yours...before you get pissed off.

7. When you're a couple of miles or so offshore do not brag about never getting sea sick...( saw some one do that...we were making a trip up the coast of Oregon...and he was always bragging how he never got sea sick...yet he was the only one who did).

8. When rigging a harness and a lifeline please make sure that the distance from where you'll be working to the deck is GREATER than the length of the line....

9. Don't piss off anyone who is painting, anything. The paint is hard to get out of your hair.

10. Never piss off a pregnant woman, especially if she is carrying your child.