I am deeply concerned about this, people, and I thought everyone should know. Even now we have an anonymous GUEST attempting to stir up a hornet's nest over Bob Dylan's appearing in a Victoria's Secret TV ad while Penguin Lust smoulders on the streets and in the bedrooms of the nation! I hope that George Bush siezes the bull by the horns and takes appropriate and decisive action to clean up the whole sordid mess.

For the full expose on Penguin Lust, be sure to press on beyond the introductory screens, which have been censored in order to protect youngsters and Republicans.