Okay, some more:

3. Never pass up the opportunity to use the toilet. If need be, you can climb out the window there.

4. People associate with people who think like they do -- conseratives associate with conservatives, for example. Thus, all groups think that the whole world agrees with them, poor delusionaries.

5. Always keep track of your clothes, shoes, and weapons.

6. Read everything. You can never know too much. Really.

7. "You only have to ride Tornado once."

8. Effort isn't results, as the hen said to the rooster who wanted to lay an egg.

9. Only the dead stay down.


10. When the wolf bites, smile. Better yet, sing. Best of all, sell the wolf and sing about that.