Stay Game

Wipe until clear. Then wipe once more.

Don't lean on your luck.

If you call 'em all baby in the dark, you don't have to remember their names.

Don't shout indoors.

Don't make fun of what people choose to eat or listen to. Stick to less controversial topics such as politics and religion.

Always have epoxy and duck tape handy.

When you can't keep anything down, mix 7-Up with Lemonade.

When they say "It's Not Personal" it is.

Once you have found her, never let her go.