A Scadian lady I know wrote an S.C.A. parody called "Galen's Privateers" that is very funny, ending with the lines, "And they took us to jail and they read us our rights, and some guy named Bubba says he likes my tights". Googe Assar, and see if you can find the whole song. Even if you don't know the S.C.A. You'll think it's funny.