LOL! Do your worst, you mangy little worm-eater! I actually caught a mole once in the basement...quite a pursuit that was...I put on thick leather gloves and finally managed to grab him and drop him in a bucket. He then began jumping and was surprisingly good at it, but I took him outside and released him.

They've got these things that rotate in the wind and produce a sound that drives moles nuts. I'm not sure if they work, but they are supposed to repell the moles from the general area.

- LH