Now hang on a minute, lets think this through. Although staged, professional wrestling is extremely dangerous. Guys in the biz like Hogan and Ventura, who work out and know the moves still get seriously injured a lot of the time. Heck, one of em even got himself killed this year.

All I'm saying is that we shouldn't dismiss to quickly the idea of a steel cage grudge match involving the portly leaders of the religious right and the republican party. It stands to reason that they'd do less damage if they had to spend part of the year recovering from torn ligaments, concussions, and the like. This might not only be entertaining but good political sense.

And who knows? A serious groin injury might be just the thing some of them need to help them actually practice the 'fidelity and morals' they keep preachin.

Nahh, even a hernia wouldn't stop them fellers. If'n you put a skirt on a acorn squash, half of 'em would try to talk it into going to a hotel somewhere.