Resolutions for World Rat Day


1. I will cease all e-rat-ic behaviour forthwith.

2. I will not eat more than five bowls of ratatouille

3. I will take up rat-dancing.

4. I will keep my teeth to myself.

5. I will keep my nose out of the Mudcat cheesebox.

6. I will step up the nuisance calls to Ratsak and Rentokil.

7. I will arrange to bite as many fatcats as I can.

8. I will entice Ecrat (economic rationalist) into my money box and leave him there to starve to death.

9. I will shake, rat-le and roll.


signed

Resilient R Rodent

(Resi Rat)