1. A clock radio always sounds louder in the morning than when you set it.

2. When you need the extra hour, Daylight Saving Time goes the wrong way.

3. If you have it in the house, you will eat it.

4. When talking with women, always mention that they have done something with their hair/dress/whatever. (a) They probably have, but you needn't be exact (you are a male, after all); (b) they will give you more sensitive points than you deserve.

5. When talking with men about something important, repeat it 3 times at least.

6. Never go near a dog who is introduced to you as "Snuffy never bites anyone."

7. The movie you finally decide to go and see will close the day before (exactly the day before, no earlier).

8. Anything you read about in the paper that involves you will have some major error in it.

9. There is no special secret information that authorities have that will make their judgement superior to that of a well-informed citizen.

10. Human beings are the wrong species to be in charge of Earth.

yours,

Peter T.