Who do I want to mildly punch in the face? Good question. Let's start with Simon Cowell, then move on to politicians, then Michael Grade, then Trinny and Susannah, then Ricky Gervais, then about 259 million other people. And it wouldn't be mild. If you hear about any of the above named people having broken noses, you will know that I have been using the "Fire" bit of my name!!!