Dear James, here are the answers to your queries above.

Is there an authentic Portrait of Shakespeare? No but I could send you his most recent polaroid.

What became of Lord Lucan ? He was turned into butter after running so fast around a large palm tree.

What Really happened at The Battle of Waterloo ? Nappy really won, but he didn't have Carl Rove to spin things for him.

Did Richard 111 Kill the princes In The Tower ? I cannot remember anyone named Richard 111, sorry.

Who Betrayed Anne Frank ? Her publicist, he thought the diary would sell better if there was more tragedy surrounding the release.

Did Shakespeare write ALL of those plays ? Of course not, Neil Simon wrote the comedies.

Where did Amelia Earhart go? She went for an airplane ride, silly.

Who Killed Michael Collins ? No one killed Michael Collins, he is currently living with Elvis in a flat in Queens.