The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #68512 Message #1155031
Posted By: Dharmabum
05-Apr-04 - 02:11 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! Part 94
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 94
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four it would be a sedan!
HE'S IN THE HENHOUSE NOW
(Sung to Jimmie Rodgers,He's in the Jailhouse Now)
I knew a guy named Poultry Nick,
He had a little thing for a speckled chick,
He thought he was the slickest guy around,
He snuck in like a phantom,
& Swiped that little bantom,
Now he's in the henhouse at the edge of town,
He's in the henhouse now,
He's in the henhouse now,
The townfolk all did howl,
When he made off with that fowl,
He's in the henhouse now.
The sheriff of the county,
Placed on Nick's head a bounty,
They hauled him off in shackles & his briefs,
"We'll get our man,is our credo",
"Even when he's in his speedo",
& All the townsfolk stared in disbelief,
He's in the henhouse now,
He's in the henhouse now,
& If he flies the coop,
Just follow that trail of chicken poop,
He's in the henhouse now.
Now all you Leghorns & you Pullets,
Better load your guns with bullets,
Cause word is out that Nick's been sneakin' round,
All you Friers & you Broilers,
Don't you let 'em be a spoiler,
Gaurd your McNuggets at every little sound,
Cause he's in the henhouse now,
He's in the henhouse now,
After you he will persue,
& He's worse than Frank Perdue,
He's in the henhouse now.
D.B.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar?
A chicken that makes music when you pluck it!