Okay, Rap, I wasn't gtonna tell you this but now if you promise to keep it a secret then I will...

... but the girl, Lisa (no last name fir obvious reasons) father was an uppity up in the CIA and so like she told him about what we'd seen and like a couple days after it she wouldn't so much as even talk wid me, let on tell me nuthin'. Since then, I'z decided that maybe them UFO's ain't from some far away planet but maybe somethin' that our own government is into.

I donno... All I know, is that I saw the danged thing so close that the following day I drew a piccure of it and before Lisa hooked up with her CIA dad, she said it was exactly what she remembered as well...

Now Clinton says that if the ol' Bobert were to be strapped up to a poloygraph that wouldn't prove nuthin' an' it prolly wouldn't but Iz withdrawin' my withdrawl none the less. Same with the hypnosis stuff.

There is UFO's and I know it...

...and if any Catter wants to put up the $$$ fir the poligraph and hypnosis, I'm game...

Bobert