Excellent first Challenge!, FC! And here is your very first B.L.O.B. (that's Best Line O' Bull) award for this snappy verse:

But Speckles, she took to Budweiser,
Tho' I said it would lead her astray,
She was sleeping one off when he saw her
And the fowl (foul?) scoundrel took her away!

I'm glad to see someone looking at this situation from poor Jekyll's POV. ;-) And why did Nick nab only the hen??? What was poor Jekyll, chopped liver???

Welcome to the Song Challenge!

-- Áine