I pinched, whoops, sorry, researched the Tailors Britches off the Yorkshire Relish album many years ago. It still gets wheeled out occasionaly - New Year at least:-)

In the shop the shop there are pictures of both Derek and Dorothy with assorted famous people - Bill Maynard for one. It might still get a chuckle, or might be wearing a bit thin, if you ask "Who's that bloke up there? The one with Derek..."

Cheers

DtG