Aw shucks Pete

Avril - you'd go very well with the good lord Raggy whose encampment at festivals tends to be stocked full of wine and pate - as for French letters - well you'd better ask him!

Trash Gay G - sorry Raggy my dear if you are nice to me I shall tell you how much I raised on Sunday for that life boat you try to keep afloat by singing my song!!


Kampervan where art thou?

McFat - you arent making much of a job of fighting for me - looks like you're going to let Kampervan take me without so much as a murmur - is that all this last months have meant to you? After all I have done - Avril perhaps you can take over from me - the good Lord McFat has a knack of finding 'the spot'!( usually one a cow has left but he still comes up smelling of roses - or should that be lavender?)