This thread is the "Anti-BS Thread"! It looks like harmless fun, but it will lead you down the road to Perdition. And, believe me, Perdition is not someplace you want to be! Particularly in August. The air-conditioners never work and the public swimming pool is a hotbed ot athlete's foot and ringworm. Of course, it's only April right now so you can have a few laughs if you want, but you better get your shit together come summertime!   

Renounce this upstart thread! Return to the Fold. There is only one true "_________ of all BS Threads" and that is The Mother.