The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1156296
Posted By: Little Hawk
07-Apr-04 - 12:37 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
William Shatner, King of the Last Frontier

Born on a mountaintop in Canadee
Grew up to be the Number One Trekkie
Kissed all the girls on Canopus 3
Killed him a Klingon when he was sixty-three
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Went off to college down at old McGill
Majored in drama, and got his fill
Schooled in Shakespeare and Buffalo Bill
Streaked the local nunnery just for a thrill!
William....William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Well, somebody told him then that he could act
So he started to believe it was a natural fact
He hammed and stonefaced and fiddled and hacked
All the way to Hollywood and never looked back
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Then he went off to Star Fleet to serve a spell
To boldly go where no Man ever dwelled,
He fit them Klingons, we heared tell,
An' knocked 'em clear from the Pleides to Hell!
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

No alien lifeform could outface Jim
Cos he was the Man and the Man was him
"James T. Kirk", y' got that, Slim?
Toughest star captain that ever had a whim
William....William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!!!!

With Spock and McCoy and Scotty too
He had him a bold and a reckless crew
They didn't fear nothin' and their fame just grew
And so did his waist...but what's a man to do?
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Now he's a legend that'll never die
As long as the brave find a place in the sky
Where a man's still a man and a pig still flies                        
Like a big fat fist in the middle of your eye!
William...William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!!!!