Definitely no apology needed, Scabby! That's a great song ;-) And here's your B.L.O.B. for this perfectly unblemished verse:

They got them a warrant and rescued poor Speckles
And arrested old Nick in his Speedos and freckles
He won't need his Speedos, that hen-rustlin fool
Cause down in the County Jail, there ain't no pool.

I love the freckles line, by the way!

-- Áine