Watching some geezer sing the same song from a sheet of paper for the last 6 years - thought he would have remembered the two verses and chorus by now!

Then the "My guitar is the most expensive in the club and I've come to do my bit, play along with whoever I think is worthy of my talent, talk through or criticise the other acts and then piss off early" bloke.
How about the "that's not real folk music, lager is all chemicals" herbert.

Then the young 20 or 30 something female of mediocre talent worshiped and lusted after by frustrated 40 & 50 year old males.

Then the old feller singing Frank Sinatra.

The teenager with attitude

And me...

That's why I shouldn't go... but I do.

Cos I love 'em all!