I'll settle for the dog shitters. Caught one letting their's crap in my garden. "It's only having a pee" how the hell did she know before the bitch sqatted. "I wouldn't let it crap in someone's garden". Well it or some other bugger's had been regularly. Since then she hasn't walked her dog past my house. Perhaps we shouldn't mildly punch them in the face but gently crap on their doorsteps.