BUTTONS??? What the hell is a button?...asked the Computer Illiterate.........Geez.......Once again I thought a button was something on my shirt (that I brushed off after eating a "cookie"). "Meg" was some girl who could, after a quick "unzip" do something about my "floppy." "Windows" were often covered in drapes to eliminate glare while I watched a TV "program." If I HAD a "download" it might "backup" my toilet. A shower was good to "refresh" me and "properties" were oddly associated with real estate. "Gig" was a job or a way to catch a frog and "links" referred to the golf course.

It's no wonder I'm such an idiot.......here I was thinkin' all you could bank was money, sperm, or a billiards shot.....No memory bank at all.

Spaw