I was looking at a book written by Howard Stern last night. Some pretty funny stuff in there! He's an interesting character, but I think he must not have gotten nearly enough attention when he was a kid or something like that...

Why else would he feel compelled to act out in such an extreme manner?

He interviews Bruce Willis, for example, and all he wants to ask him is, "HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU F**K DEMI MOORE AND IN WHAT POSITIONS???" (his capitals, not mine)

How silly. After all, is that anyone's business, and why would Bruce Willis answer such a question? Sure, it may be what Howard Stern wants to know...but, really...what is the guy trying to prove?

I think he needs therapy.

- LH