I have put my house on the market thinking I might move but I've decided to stay. I've signed on with my real estate agent for 3 months. so Little Hawk and I were discussing ways to sell this house so anyone in thier right mind would run away and not buy it. Such as:
"I'd stay in this lovely house if I thought the roof would not cave in soon" Or:
"Haunted Houses hardly bother my but for the Bleeding walls"

What would you say to someone you didn't want to buy your house?

Raptor