This guy goes into a pub,dumps a large bag on the counter and orders a pint of Guiness.The barman,thinking this looked a bit suspicious,serves his drink and asks cautiously,``I hope you don't mind my asking sir,but what do have in the bag?´´. ``Oh,nothing much.Just 10pounds of dynamite and some fuses,´´ ``Oh,thank God!I thought it was a bodhrán.....!!!!