The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1159874
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Apr-04 - 11:28 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Ol' Pete's got hisself a new set a longies now. While he was flounderin' in the warm water (water's something Pete ain't had a lot of acquaintance with), his old suit took off. Last seen it was runnin' off t'wards the Teton Mountains, screaming "Sasquatch, My Love! 'Tis I, come at last!"
Some of the Legionnaires took a shot at it, but we couldn't tell if they hit it or not 'cause of all the holes already in it. Mostly they jist let it be, 'cause they didn't want to cross up True Love.
After we pulled Pete out, we found that he was plumb skinny! And he still had his nose! Shucks, we thought he'd got his nose bit off in a fight years back, and there wasn't one of us didn't know that 237 pounds of him'd wash right off.
'Course, the tree huggers got after Pete fer pollutin' the Port Neuf River, but he jist ask 'em "How kin ya tell?" and they backed right off. Faucet water does taste a bit funny right now, though, them that drink it says.